1 00:00:10,303 --> 00:00:11,721 Gotham Park Racetrack. . . 2 00:00:11,888 --> 00:00:15,391 ...the day before the Bruce Wayne Foundation Memorial Handicap... 3 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,311 ...where two fancy fillies are meeting the press: 4 00:00:18,478 --> 00:00:23,024 A high-spirited horse and her proud-spirited mistress. 5 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:25,568 Can you say "cheese," baby? - it's not "baby." 6 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:26,819 It's Lola Lasagne. 7 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:30,907 - Senora Lola Lasagne. -Can you get that nag to crack a smile? 8 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:35,495 If you're referring to my prize-winning filly with that wonderful white stripe on her forehead... 9 00:00:35,662 --> 00:00:38,039 ...she'd much rather be called Parasol. 10 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:40,416 A most appropriate name, I believe. 11 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:43,836 Haven't you got the corner on the world's supply of shower sticks? 12 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:47,382 Shower sticks? You must mean my famous collection of parasols. 13 00:00:47,549 --> 00:00:49,300 Hold this. 14 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,013 Priceless, you know. 15 00:00:55,682 --> 00:00:57,225 Shape up, Parasol. 16 00:00:57,392 --> 00:01:00,103 Looks and your legs are all we've got left. 17 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:05,358 NARRATOR". But what's this strange bird doing in the royal surroundings... 18 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:09,028 ...of a queen of the turf and the sport of kings? 19 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:14,367 You waddling bird. 20 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:42,955 Ah... 21 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:56,511 What is this? 22 00:02:56,678 --> 00:02:58,179 You can't just barge in here... 23 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:01,140 ...cut open a locked case, and walk off with a priceless folio... 24 00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:03,184 ...of famous parasols. -Why not? 25 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,144 Among other things, it's a felony. 26 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:08,856 Faugh, I'm a tax-paying citizen and this is a public library. 27 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,526 That shouldn't have been locked in the first place. 28 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,403 I'm gonna call the police. 29 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:16,864 - Your beloved father, I presume? -Exactly. 30 00:03:18,491 --> 00:03:21,160 Stay where you are. I'm putting you under citizen's arrest. 31 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:23,705 A tax-paying citizen's arrest, I hope. 32 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,581 Dad, Barbara. 33 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:28,626 The Penguin just waddled in here, cut open a locked case... 34 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,837 ...and tried to waddle off with-- 35 00:03:32,422 --> 00:03:34,298 Just a minute. 36 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:46,561 He's gone. But he left an umbrella in the umbrella stand and it's... 37 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:50,356 Ticking? Ticking? 38 00:03:50,523 --> 00:03:52,608 The umbrella handle is ticking. 39 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:55,069 Holy time bomb. Lucky we happened to be here. 40 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,405 Boy Wonder, you took the words out of me mouth. 41 00:03:57,572 --> 00:03:59,532 Tell her not to remove the umbrella. 42 00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:04,162 Penguin will want to escape alive, which should give us time to get there. Come, Robin. 43 00:04:04,704 --> 00:04:08,374 Batman and Robin are on their way now, Barbara. You better leave there quickly. 44 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:10,168 Leave the library? 45 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:14,255 Dad, I'm not going to let a ticking umbrella handle frighten me off my job. 46 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:18,968 If you say so, but don't touch that umbrella. 47 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:20,720 Brazen bird. 48 00:04:20,887 --> 00:04:23,055 I'll wager there's a connection between this... 49 00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:26,809 ...and that parasol he stole from Lola Lasagne today at the racetrack. 50 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:30,730 You wager, Chief O'Hara? 51 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:34,233 A public servant and upstanding chief of police betting? 52 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,528 Uh, can I call it a hunch, commissioner? 53 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:43,743 Well, with the Dynamic Duo on our side, I think "hunch" is most appropriate. 54 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:52,752 Haven't you some Anti-Percussion Asbestos Bat-flax in your utility belt? 55 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:54,253 No time for that now, Robin. 56 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,839 Let's get this offending article out into the corridor... 57 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:59,967 ...and under the Bat-bomb Machine. 58 00:05:18,778 --> 00:05:21,864 No need for concern, Miss Gordon. Just a practical joke. 59 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:23,991 Well, some practical joke. 60 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:28,704 The umbrella handle was loaded with explosives. 61 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:32,667 And you say Penguin left it in the umbrella stand... 62 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:36,295 ...because you prevented his stealing a priceless folio from a locked case? 63 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:38,172 Yes, of famous parasols. 64 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:42,385 Ah. Hardly a reason for an attempt on your life, Miss Gordon. 65 00:05:42,802 --> 00:05:46,222 You may remember he once tried to force me to marry him. 66 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:47,431 - Ah... - Gosh, yes. 67 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:49,809 But thanks to Batgirl, that wedding never took place. 68 00:05:49,976 --> 00:05:52,728 Yes, thanks to Batgirl. Hm. 69 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:56,190 And I can understand a man like Penguin harboring jealousy and revenge... 70 00:05:56,357 --> 00:06:00,111 ...but murder and locked cases... 71 00:06:00,278 --> 00:06:03,114 ...priceless parasols, famous folios... 72 00:06:03,281 --> 00:06:06,534 - Wanna give the Batcomputer a crack at it? - Good idea, Robin. 73 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:12,832 NARRATOR". While in Penguin's Bookshop... 74 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:18,045 ...or to be more accurate, Penguin's bookmaking shop... 75 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,592 Penguin's Bookshop. 76 00:06:22,842 --> 00:06:27,054 Yeah, Apricot Soup in the sixth at Pimlico. 77 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,265 Ten grand on the nose. 78 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,017 You got it, Frankie. 79 00:06:32,894 --> 00:06:35,187 - Ten grand for Frankie. -Right, Penguin. 80 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:40,693 Ha-ha. 81 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:45,448 I received a note. I might find my priceless stolen parasol here. 82 00:06:45,615 --> 00:06:47,617 It's not as priceless as all that. 83 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:51,454 A little research has proved to me that it is a fake. 84 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:54,540 Just as you are a fake, Lulu Schultz. 85 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:57,293 And I didn't need any research to prove that. Ha-ha! 86 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,170 - Lulu Schultz? -Mm. 87 00:06:59,337 --> 00:07:01,380 I am Senora Lola Lasagne. 88 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,007 Horse feathers, Lulu. 89 00:07:03,174 --> 00:07:04,508 I knew you back when. 90 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:08,137 I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids' teeth. 91 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:10,890 - While you stole their teeth. -Ha! 92 00:07:11,057 --> 00:07:13,559 But you're still very clever, Pengy. 93 00:07:13,726 --> 00:07:16,103 I thought I had the whole world fooled. 94 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:19,607 Now, now, what about the other Parasol, the four-legged one? 95 00:07:19,774 --> 00:07:22,109 Is that also a fake? 96 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:25,196 Do you mean my prize-winning filly with the white stripe... 97 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,073 ...in the middle of her forehead? -Eh. 98 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:31,327 That's the only thing I have to show for my three weeks of marriage to Luigi Lasagne. 99 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:34,580 What? The billionaire South American playboy? 100 00:07:34,747 --> 00:07:38,042 Not exactly a playboy, Pengy. 101 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:41,045 - Luigi's almost 80. -Oh... 102 00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:46,425 Instead of dying, as any adoring young wife might reasonably expect... 103 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,135 ...he divorced me. -Ah. 104 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:51,681 Can you imagine? He thought I was after his money. 105 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,933 Ooh, what slander. Faugh. 106 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:56,686 And that stingy old judge. 107 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,730 - All he gave me was one horse. -Ew. 108 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:03,693 Yes. Why, I even had to sell my real priceless collection of parasols... 109 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:06,946 ...for eating money. -Mm-mm. 110 00:08:07,113 --> 00:08:12,910 But if my horse, Parasol, should win the Bruce Wayne Handicap tomorrow... 111 00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:14,286 ...think of the purse. 112 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:16,288 What purse? It's an empty purse. 113 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:21,127 All the proceeds in that race go to the Bruce Wayne Memorial Foundation. 114 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:25,297 I think we've given the Batcomputer sufficient time... 115 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:27,633 ...and a thorough enough dusting, Alfred. 116 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,595 It must have heard you. 117 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,765 "Umbrella, parasol. 118 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:39,270 A sunshade coming under the general category of covering, such as veiling, curtaining... 119 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:41,147 ...blanketing--" -Blanketing. 120 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:44,984 Blanketing. That may be the clue we've been looking for. 121 00:08:45,151 --> 00:08:47,111 Wet blanket. Blanket of snow. 122 00:08:47,278 --> 00:08:49,488 Or perhaps something in the bedding department. 123 00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:51,490 An eiderdown or counterpane. 124 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:55,453 No, I doubt it very much, Alfred. Blanket, blanket... 125 00:08:55,745 --> 00:08:57,663 Wet blanket. 126 00:08:57,997 --> 00:08:59,582 Blanket of snow. 127 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:01,751 Plaid blanket. Horse-- 128 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,210 Horse blanket. 129 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:07,423 Of course, Parasol is the name of a horse entered in the Bruce Wayne Handicap... 130 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,134 ...by Senora Lola Lasagne. 131 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:15,347 Look, the Bat-correction Signal. 132 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:17,933 "Lulu Schultz." 133 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,019 Lola Lasagne must be a pseudonym. 134 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,646 - That's a sticky one. -Sticky. 135 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,982 Paste, mucilage, glue-- 136 00:09:25,149 --> 00:09:26,192 Gluten. 137 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:29,445 Another card. 138 00:09:31,489 --> 00:09:33,532 "Glu Gluten's Glue Factory." 139 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:36,577 We start outwith parasols and come up with a glue factory. 140 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:39,497 - Holy non sequiturs. -I don't think so, Robin. 141 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:43,834 We all know that we're dealing with a devious bird of prey in the Penguin. 142 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:48,923 And we certainly know, sir, that the Batcomputer is above any practical joke. 143 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:50,382 So? 144 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,551 So now that night has fallen... 145 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:56,430 ...I propose that we pay an unexpected visit to Glu Gluten's Glue Factory. 146 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,140 Remain alert, Alfred. 147 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,434 Who knows what trouble we may run into? Robin. 148 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,561 You can depend on me, sir. 149 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,465 - Hello? - Miss Gordon? 150 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:32,925 Oh, hello. 151 00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:39,431 I've just heard that Batman and Robin have taken off for Glu Gluten's Glue Factory... 152 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,642 ...on an errand of deep mystery. 153 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,854 - I thought you might be interested. - Well, yes, I am. 154 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,438 But how did you hear of it'? 155 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:49,441 Erm, actually, I overheard it. 156 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:53,821 The Dynamic Duo were to be dinner guests at stately Wayne Manor tonight. 157 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:55,531 Now, their tricky mission... 158 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,284 -...could concern you, Miss Gordon. - Me? 159 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,495 Yes. It seems that, uh, Penguin... 160 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:06,792 ...his exploding umbrella and a rare book on parasols are involved. 161 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:10,462 Thank you. I appreciate the tip, Alfred. 162 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:13,632 And, as always, your secrecy. 163 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,432 Charlie, I thought I was going to spend a quiet evening with you. 164 00:11:21,599 --> 00:11:24,351 Instead, I'm off to Glu Gluten's Glue Factory. 165 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:35,738 NARRATOR". Once more, from Barbara Gordon, librarian and police commissioner's daughter... 166 00:11:35,905 --> 00:11:41,118 ...to that dominoed daredoll Batgirl in a matter of seconds. 167 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:51,462 Well, so I'll give up the purse. I can still keep the cash. 168 00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:53,839 - Parasol would win as the favorite. -Yes... 169 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:57,343 ...but favorites just pay peanuts. You know that, Lulu. 170 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,886 Oh, wait a minute. 171 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:02,514 What if Parasol wasn't the favorite? 172 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,682 Wasn't? 173 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:07,853 Yes, what if we had another horse that looked like Parasol... 174 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,855 ...and we put him in the same race? 175 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:14,902 And then took my horse and a dab of paint and a new name... 176 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:19,531 We're working on the same wicked wavelength, huh, Lulu? 177 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:20,950 Here, hold that a minute. 178 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,204 - What's that? -It is a radio. 179 00:12:25,371 --> 00:12:28,582 I did a little research at the library and left a souvenir. 180 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,668 I wanna see if it's exploded yet. Ha! 181 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,211 - Exploded? -Yeah. 182 00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:35,130 You're still up to your naughty little tricks, aren't you? 183 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,091 That's right. Come on, come on. 184 00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:40,344 And thus the Dynamic Duo really earned their name this afternoon... 185 00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:44,598 ...when they successfully detonated a bomb ingeniously planted in an umbrella handle... 186 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,892 ...at the Gotham Library. And now for the-- 187 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,519 The dynamic dunderheads. 188 00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:53,107 Faugh. Double faugh. Triple faugh. 189 00:12:53,274 --> 00:12:55,609 Why are you so anxious to bomb the library? 190 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,404 No, not the library, somebody in the library. 191 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:03,242 Somebody who had the miserable taste to turn down an offer of marriage from me. 192 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:06,787 You, Pengy, scorned by a woman? 193 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,539 -It's incredible, isn't it? -Yes. 194 00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:11,083 Well, let's get back to the horse-switching. 195 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,878 Before those caped crumbums get on my tailpiece again. 196 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,131 Hey, you feathered finks, let's go. 197 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:27,308 NARRATOR". But even as the Dynamic Duo head for their dubious destination... 198 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:33,147 ...and Batgirl zooms through the night for her own surprise appearance... 199 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:40,487 ...in Glu Gluten's Glue Factory, Penguin and Lola are completing a deal. 200 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,197 Or trying to. 201 00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:45,868 You're out of print, buddy. Dead as a dodo. 202 00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:49,163 - The parade has passed you by. -Faugh. 203 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:52,458 Look, glue isn't made out of horses' hoofs anymore, you know. 204 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,877 - Then what's that horse doing here? -Horse? 205 00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:58,047 Yes, this four-legged thing with a long nose. 206 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:02,634 Oh, this horse. Well, you see, I always keep a spare one here just in case of an emergency. 207 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,011 Well, We'd like to buy it. 208 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:07,014 If you're not gonna use it for glue, how about making a deal? 209 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,766 - What's the deal? -The usual. 210 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,435 Nothing down and a little a week. 211 00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:14,021 Nothing down? What kind of a deal is that? 212 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:15,981 Why, you're out of print, buddy. 213 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,317 Dead as a dodo. The parade has passed you by. 214 00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:21,487 Don't you know anything about the economic structure of this country? 215 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:25,157 It's always nothing down and a little a week. That is the cornerstone... 216 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:26,867 ...of our financial security. 217 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,411 - How little a week? -Which week? 218 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,955 They're making a deal in a glue factory for a horse. 219 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,665 Mm. What can we do? 220 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,835 What's illegal about buying a horse in a glue factory? 221 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,505 Something, all right, or Penguin wouldn't be in on it. 222 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:43,675 But planting a time bomb in a public library is a felony. 223 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,595 Come on. Let's nail him. 224 00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,860 Drat. Double drat. Triple drat. 225 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:05,030 - Expletives will get you nowhere. -Except back in the cooler. 226 00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:08,367 The cooler? Because I was conducting a little private business? 227 00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:11,662 No, because you've been misconducting some public business. 228 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:13,622 Like bombing libraries. 229 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:16,208 Faugh, that was a whimsical prank. 230 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:20,129 What other whimsical pranks are you and your charming conspiratress up to? 231 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,714 You do have a way with words, Batman. 232 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,550 They wanna buy a horse. 233 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:29,054 Senora Lola Lasagne, the owner of that fine filly, Parasol? 234 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,931 - Well, you see, I-- -Cool it, Lulu. 235 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,892 Now, grab that nag and paint a stripe on his forehead... 236 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:37,896 ...and make the switch at the track. I'll meet you back at the bookshop. 237 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,898 Hey, I ain't got a deal. 238 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,108 A deal? 239 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,026 You've got a full house. 240 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:47,114 Armband, Visor, you other finks, attack! 241 00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:36,038 Batman! 242 00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:38,373 Batman! 243 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,959 Batman! 244 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:42,836 Batman! 245 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,224 Come along, little Pengy. 246 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:59,686 Faugh, struck out by Batgirl. 247 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:09,590 - Good show. -Gosh, Batman, they sure hit the tape. 248 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,925 They certainly did, old chum. 249 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,387 We usually don't need help with our fights, Batgirl. 250 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:18,307 But this time your presence is certainly appreciated. 251 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,977 Oh, thank you. I couldn't ask for a greater compliment. 252 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,812 Oh, but the Penguin got away. 253 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,147 I'm sorry. 254 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,525 We'll get him back. 255 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,027 I certainly hope so. 256 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:34,114 I pray for the day when Gotham City's safe from such mocking mountebanks. 257 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:55,636 Cleaning up crime is the dream of every good citizen, Batgirl. 258 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:59,139 But one thought intrigues me. 259 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:03,518 How did you know Robin and I might be in trouble with Penguin in this glue factory? 260 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:08,857 Through the one thing you couldn't possibly have in your utility belt, Batman. 261 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,609 A woman's intuition. 262 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,790 What are we gonna do about these goons? 263 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,084 I'd say their fate is sealed, Robin. 264 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,002 At least for the present. 265 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:32,964 Perhaps we should offer Batgirl a ride back to the ci-- 266 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,425 She's gone. 267 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,594 Like a shadow. 268 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,763 Like smoke. 269 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,640 Like a shooting star. 270 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:44,810 Who knows where she goes? Who knows where she comes from? 271 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,521 Who knows who she is? 272 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,856 - Let's try to catch her. -No, Robin. 273 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:55,821 We must allow her her anonymity and freedom of action as we demand ours. 274 00:19:55,987 --> 00:20:01,201 Whatever is fair in love and war is also fair in crime-fighting. 275 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,620 And there's something... 276 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:08,166 Something very sinister about Penguin and Lulu Schultz... 277 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:11,169 ...trying to find another horse the same color as Parasol. 278 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,130 To the Batcave. 279 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:23,014 Nothing down, nothing a week. 280 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:24,683 A nothing factory. 281 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,351 What a deal. 282 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:29,688 Courage, Robin. 283 00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:32,190 We'll get that slippery bird. 284 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,452 Holy mucilage. 285 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:48,749 Yes, Robin, things are getting even stickier. 286 00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,469 You pulled it off, Lulu. 287 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:05,891 You switched bangtails at the track, and this hay burner is the real palooka. 288 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,477 The real Parasol, Pengy. 289 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:13,231 And I wish you wouldn't call her a bangtail, a hay burner or a palooka. 290 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:17,736 And the refugee from the glue factory is in Parasol's stall, right? 291 00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:22,282 With a beautiful white stripe right down the middle of her forehead. 292 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:27,662 I combined my pancake makeup, my eye shadow, my eyebrow pencil... 293 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:31,625 ...my lipstick, my nail polish and some elbow grease. 294 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:34,461 Let's hope the elbow grease is the right color. Ha-ha! 295 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,922 - Nobody got wise? -Of course not. 296 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:40,467 After all, I am Senora Lola Lasagne. 297 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,636 Besides, nobody saw me. 298 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:47,557 That's right. Yes, yes, you're the great horse. We're gonna give you a nice new paint job... 299 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,727 ...and give you a nice name. What about Bumbershoot, huh? 300 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:54,064 You'll be the most famous and richest long shot in history. 301 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,483 - Ha! -Just one thing worries me, Pengy. 302 00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,777 How is our long shot gonna pay a big price... 303 00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:02,113 ...if everybody bets on the other horse they think is Parasol? 304 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,742 Because all our money will be on Bumbershoot. 305 00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:06,952 What money? 306 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,830 Well, let's say Bumbershoot pays 100-to-1 307 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,874 ...that means we'll make $200 for a $2 ticket. 308 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,669 - But that takes $2. -Yes, Lulu. 309 00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:18,797 And we should have $10,000 down on Bumbershoot. 310 00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:21,800 - That's a nice round figure. -But where's it all coming from? 311 00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:25,387 Don't you have any old family heirlooms you can pawn? 312 00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:30,225 I told you, Pengy, my old family heirloom divorced me. 313 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:33,645 That's right. And you've sold all your priceless parasols, hm? 314 00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:35,814 They weren't as priceless as I thought. 315 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,816 Priceless parasols. 316 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:41,486 What about a priceless folio of famous parasols? 317 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:42,779 Yeah, what about it? 318 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,115 There's one at the library. 319 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:49,160 If it's that priceless, I can get a good price for it on the black market. 320 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:52,539 Ha-ha. And after all, you are in the book business. 321 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,416 Well, sort of. 322 00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:55,750 Pengy... 323 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,587 ...you're a genius. -Yes. 324 00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,088 Go get it, right now. 325 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,048 No, no. The library isn't open yet. 326 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,092 Since when has that ever stopped you? 327 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:07,888 That's right, it never has and it never will. I'll go there right now. 328 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,764 You go and paint up Bumbershoot... 329 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:15,979 ...and I'll go and try to snatch a folio of famous, priceless parasols. 330 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,318 NARRATOR". Is Lola right? 331 00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:24,821 Can't Penguin be stopped? 332 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:33,038 Is he really stealing a priceless folio to finance his crooked coup... 333 00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:38,126 ...with the Dynamic Duo pasted to the Batmobile outside the glue factory? 334 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,379 And Barbara Gordon, minus Batgirl's trappings... 335 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,214 ...asleep in her apartment? 336 00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:44,841 Or is she? 337 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:08,239 Dad, Barbara. I'm sorry to be calling you so early in the morning... 338 00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:12,535 ...but the Emergency Library Prowler Signal just rang. 339 00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,537 I'm sorry we worried you, Alfred. 340 00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:18,249 But even the Batmobile's Library Paste Bat-dissolving Switch got stuck. 341 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,170 Look, Batman, the red phone. 342 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:26,383 NARRATOR". But are they all too late? 343 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:33,139 Will Penguin and Lola succeed in pulling off the foulest race-fixing scheme of all time? 344 00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:37,727 For more, tune in the next episode.